Wednesday, May 7, 2008
I Got ESRB'd
Well last week the flaw(s) hit home. My 2 year old loves watching my wife and I play games. We also let him “play” too. He likes making Mario move, driving cars and loves just about everything in Wii Sports. For many weeks now, I’ve let him mess around in Super Smash Bros. training mode. I always make him Mario and the CPU Diddy Kong. A common request is, “Daddy, Mario and the Monkey!” That means he want to play. Well this has not been any kind of issue until my wife saw me playing the game one night well after my son went to bed. I was in a heated online battle and we were all beating the tar out of each other. She asked if this was the same game I let our son play. I confirmed that it was and that’s when the great debate started.
Now I consider myself a conscientious parent. I watch over my kids with an eagle eye. But I’m also realistic and don’t try to shield them from every little danger/evil out there. My wife is pretty much the same. I agree with her 100% that a 2 year old does not need to engage in the main portion of Brawl. However, I explained to her that I had sequestered him into a tiny fraction of the game that I was able to control every single piece of content he would be exposed to. My wife is no stranger to games. She understands how they work. She knew that in this case Mario would be throwing fireballs, Diddy Kong would shoot peanuts and they would be knocking each other off platforms. Still, the thought of how quickly this gaming snowflake might turn into a snowball had her concerned. She threw out the “race card” if you will. “What is it rated,” she questioned. I replied it was T for Teen. With that she declared that he could not play it any longer. Again, I petitioned that I was in agreement with her that we should monitor what our kids play but that I had this locked down into a controlled environment. She wouldn’t listen. I brought up that Wii Sports is rated E but that it features boxing (which our son plays) that is way more realistically violent that anything in Brawl. She said that he couldn’t play boxing anymore either. We then got into an interesting parallel debate about movies. Like most kids, our son enjoys Disney movies, Shrek, Bee Movie, etc…most of which are rated PG. I challenged that if we are basing our acceptance strictly on ratings, than surely all of his favorite PG films must be ousted as well. She conceded the point but would not budge on her game stance. This led to a discussion about when he could watch a PG-13 film. (Growing up, my parents didn’t really monitor my media choices while hers put the entire family on lockdown.) Her response was, “Maybe when he’s 10 or 11.” The film discussion was purely to gauge her opinion as I knew she was sticking firm on the game discussion. By the end of the day, the rule became, “No E, No Way.” And for the most part I agree. Children definitely don’t need to be exposed to any M rated games before age 13 and the T rated games should be played by the parents first.
But here’s where the flaw is. What if the parents don’t play games? The ratings tell nothing. My wife and I do play games and the ratings are still flawed enough that even we disagree. Brawl is rated T for “Cartoon Violence” and “Crude Humor”. But what does that mean? Is “cartoon violence” the Road Runner falling off a cliff or is it Vegeta slicing the arms of someone? Is “crude humor” having someone burp or is it them smearing their own crap on someone’s wall? Who knows? And that’s the problem. Even switching over the MPAA system still probably wouldn’t help matters. Games are so complex and far reaching these days that they are near impossible to correctly classify. And with the Political Correctness that has gone awry in this country, you can forget about it. Ratings will never be right. In the end parents are still going to have to play (and play them all the way through) a game if they truly want to know if a game is right for their kids.
As for me, I took one for the team and picked up Mario Kart. It has Mario. And the Monkey. And Driving. - All my Son’s favorites. And it’s rated E - My wife’s favorite.
Life is good! :-)
Tuesday, April 8, 2008
A Manly Score
I've also decided to let my XBL subscription lapse and move back to Silver. I rarely play anybody online so it's not a big loss at this point. But when Super Street Fighter II HD Remix comes out...
Finally, I just want to mention that I'm pretty excited about Mario Kart Wii. I'm still spending all of my time with Brawl, so the 1-2 punch Kart is going to add will ensure that my Wii never gets cold. I'm especially interested in the Mario Kart Wii Channel. Looks like we're finally going to get a true lobby and other XBL-ish features for Kart. It would be nice if they went back and made one of these channels for Brawl as well. The bad thing is that I have to leave on a business trip the day Kart comes out. Grrrr. I guess another week of waiting won't hurt.
Until next time, take 'er easy and if she's easy take it twice.
Monday, March 31, 2008
System Sellers
Atari 2600 (Pac-Man, Star Raiders, Combat, Donkey Kong)
Pitfall
Nintendo (Super Mario Bros, Kung-Fu, Excitebike)
Rad Racer
Gameboy (Tetris, Qix, TMNT: Fall of the Foot Clan)
Motocross Maniacs
Genesis (Altered Beast, M.J.'s Moonwalker, Sonic the Hedgehog)
Mickey Mouse and the Castle of Illusion
Super Nintendo (Super Mario World)
Pilotwings
Playstation (Tekken 2)
Need for Speed
Nintendo 64 (Super Mario 64)
Pilotwings 64
Dreamcast (Sonic Adventure, Soul Calibur)
Virtua Tennis
PC (Rebel Assault)
Mortal Kombat
Playstation 2 (SSX, Madden 2001, NHL 2001)
Tekken Tag Tournament
Gamecube (Super Smash Brothers Melee, Star Wars: Rogue Leader)
Wave Race: Blue Storm
Xbox (JSRF & Sega GT)
Splinter Cell
Gameboy Advance
Metroid Fusion
Xbox 360 (Kameo, Perfect Dark Zero, Project Gotham Racing 3)
Dead or Alive 4
Nintendo DS (Super Mario 64 DS, Feel the Magic)
Nintendogs: Lab & Friends
Nintendo Wii (Wii Sports)
Super Mario Galaxy
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
The Way it Should Be
Thursday, March 13, 2008
Music That Matters
So for your listening and viewing pleasure, I found all of them for you on Youtube. Enoy! Most are the official music video (where applicable). Others have an original video, but the song is correct.
1. Are We Here? (Industry Standard Mix) – Orbital
2. Regret – New Order
3. Thunder in Your Heart – John Farnham (Skip to 3:35 for correct song - This song is from the movie Rad)
4. Children – Robert Miles
5. Boyz in the Hood – Eazy E
6. Eternity: Memory of Lightwaves – Takahito Eguchi (This is the prelude/intro to Final Fantasy X-2)
7. Rippin’ – Sir Mix-a-Lot
8. Loops of Fury - The Chemical Brothers
9. Message in a Bottle – The Police
10. Radical Dreamers - Yasunori Mitsuda (This is the ending theme from Chrono Cross)
Honorable Mention: Their Law - Prodigy
Monday, March 3, 2008
What's Next?
In intellectual news, I was watching a movie over the weekend and the main character started talking about all of the major dreams/goals he has had in life. It got me thinking about my own. When I was a kid, I wanted to be a race car driver. Of course that never happened. When I was in high school, I just wanted to get the hell out. When I was in college, again I just wanted to get finish school so I could marry my college sweetheart. After I got married, I just wanted to be left alone with my wife and start a family. Now that I have children I realize that I don’t have any dreams anymore. It’s rare that you meet a person who has had all of his life goals realized, but not counting the race car thing, I am just such an individual. I understand how lucky that makes me, but now I wonder what’s next? I’m not even half though with my life and I’ve done it all. Yes, I still have fantasies; I’ve always wanted to set a pitching machine up at an MLB park to see if I could hit one out. I’ve always wanted to drive a Ferrari 355. I’ve always wanted to win the lottery and build a house with a basketball court, bowling alley, video game room and movie theater all in the basement. However, these fantasies are not likely to ever become reality for me. That’s not a concern. What is a concern is wondering if the fact that I have no more major life goals at the ripe old age of 30 is a problem. Right now, it absolutely is not. But I’d hate to get down the road and be screwed up as a result. So I guess I’ll focus on little goals. So for my next dream: I would like to go to Cedar Point for a week. That seems pretty doable. Of course it will have to wait several years until the kids are older, but this is something I’ve always wanted to do. I’ve never been there and it looks like a blast...despite the fact that I am petrified of most "big" rollercoasters! But more on my various phobias at a later time. This "dream" may seem trivial, but I guess if you are fortunate enough to have knocked out the big dreams (job, house, spouse, family) then the little guys will have to do.
Monday, February 25, 2008
You Asked for It!
Before we get into it, I wanted to mention that I watched the Academy Awards last night. Truthfully I could care less, but my wife enjoys watching the celebs and likes to be in the know. The one part of the show I do look forward to is the “In Memoriam” piece where they show all of the people who died the previous year. There were only a few surprises for me in there, but there was an absolute glaring omission: Brad Renfro. C’mon Academy! He died barely a month ago! Don’t act like you didn’t know. It’s not like he wasn’t a high profile actor as well. The Client, Sleepers, Apt Pupil, Deuces Wild; you’ve seen him before. My wife hypothesized that maybe the Academy didn’t want to do a tribute to someone who died of an overdose, but of course Heath Ledger was in there front and center and he OD’d after Renfro. Just my random observations.
In more exciting news, my internet pal Caro has indulged me with my first topic request. I must shower her with good vibrations and well wishes. (I’m willing that perfect new job opportunity to you right now!) Truthfully, I have never spoken to Caro other than through forum posts or the occasional site-driven email. Even though she is on my meager list of XBL and Wii friends, I have never played a game with her. When you get right down to it, I know her in name and blog posts only. Yet I find her to be a compassionate internet friend who is always there with friendly words for a person whom she doesn’t really know either. Our love for videogames along with our slightly above average intelligence and ability to type a coherent paragraph (most of the time) is pretty much our only real link. Still, I find Ms. Caro to be a kindred gaming spirit I’m happy to have as an ally!
In my previous post, I solicited for blog topics particularly in the old-school vein. She came back at me with this:
Have any games on there (Wii Virtual Console) really surprised you, either in how well or not well they lived up to your memories of them, or, in the case of games you hadn't played before, how good they are?
-Caro
So here we go:
I’ve only had my Wii for about two months and so far I’ve only downloaded the requisite Super Mario Bros and Super Mario Bros 3. But I can still talk old-school all day long. When I read this question, one game immediately came to mind: Mega Man 2. (Yes, I know MM2 isn't available on the VC yet...but it's just a matter of time.)
That was 1990. Flash forward to 2004 when I picked up Mega Man Anniversary Collection . In my continued attempts to relive my youth, I started in on MM2 right away. I was cruising until I hit Dr. Wily’s Base. After many, many tries I managed to get to the part just before you fight Wily himself where you must fight all of the robot bosses again. To this day, I simply cannot beat this part. I know the correct weapons to use and whatnot, but I cannot make it though all of the bosses on a single guy. I’m not terribly upset about it, but I often wonder why I can’t do it. I was able to beat the game without a real struggle when I was in the sixth grade almost 20 years ago. And it is my observation that the majority of classic games become easier as you get older and your thought processes improve even if reflexes slightly deteriorate. What does this say about me? I often wonder if there is some deep, hidden meaning to this. No other game I’ve gone back and replayed has ever given me this kind of trouble. Usually I find that I am either markedly improved at it or I’m simply the same. But almost never do I find that I am worse. Especially after warming up…I guess maybe I just want there to be a greater meaning behind it. It probably really means nothing. But still, there’s this nagging part of me that deems this as significant. I don’t know why. Perhaps I’ll find out in the year 20XX.
Oops....looking back, that doesn’t really answer the question so I’ll answer it by saying: Super Metroid – Wow! I played this for the first time about 3 years ago and couldn’t believe it. It’s an amazing game that came out of nowhere for me. Amazing graphics, sound & fluid control. I had heard the hype, but I’m not too susceptible to that kind of talk. The map system in SM is flawless. I would have been way less impressed by Castlevania: SotN back in the day if I had played Super Metroid first. It’s a total rip-off! Both are tops in my book though, and thankfully you can now virtually own both! SotN is on XBLA and Super Metroid is on VC. Download both and enjoy!
Thanks again for the topic Caro…and to everyone reading this: keep the suggestions coming.
Friday, February 22, 2008
I'm Boring
I have lots of gaming wisdom and opinions to share, but unfortunately it dates from about 1982-2005. After my first child, my gaming pretty much came to a halt. I still game weekly, but it went from 20+ hours to 3-5 a week. I have no problem with that, but unfortunately it puts me out of the loop when talking about many current games.
With that in mind, let's get some old-school discussion going. Email me using the "Hit Me Up" link on the right with an old-school topic. It can be about a specific game, my overall thoughts on a particular system, random arcade memories, whatever. I'll post your request within a few days and hopefully we'll have some fun along the way.
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
What Better Way to Start than with a Rerun!
How To Get Your Woman Into Gaming
At least once a week, I'll see a thread from somebody who is desperate to get their significant other (usually a woman) into videogames. Speaking from experience, I can tell you it isn't very easy. However it is possible. When we first married, my wife hated the fact that I played videogames so much. Now I have her asking if she can join in at least once or twice a week. Here's some of my more useful tips and observations.
1. Lower Your Expectations - The number one rule is to lower your expectations. No matter how hard you try, you will probably never get your lady to enjoy marathon sessions of Final Fantasy or endless death-matches as much as you do. Don't bother with this goal. Your first goal should be to identify what she enjoys playing. This takes us into rule number two.
2. Play Fun & Friendly Games With Her - Most girls are not into sports games or any games that involve killing and/or gratuitous violence. A great place to start is with puzzle games. Nobody can resist Tetris. That's a fact. Dance Dance Revolution is another game that will eventually get her off the couch and onto the Dance Pad. Women also seem to like games where they get to tell people what to do. The astounding success of The Sims and Animal Crossing is a great testament to this.
3. Keep the Action / Fun Coming - As I mentioned in rule number two, women often enjoy games where they can tell people what to do. With this in mind, it would seem that RPGs would be a no brainer. Strangely though, most women don't get into RPGs. Even though the entire point of RPGs is telling people what to do, it is often accompanied by lenghty narratives and then violent fights. Complicated battle systems don't help matters any. It is my observation that women like a game with very few breaks between gameplay and gameplay that is consistently fun.
4. Don't Try to Dazzle Her - Women are almost never impressed by graphical showcases. It goes back to rule number three. I remember the first time I played Final Fantasy X. I was so floored by the graphics that I called my wife in to watch. She watched the cinemas and admitted that the graphics looked "nice", but once I started playing she said it looked "boring" and buried her nose into a magazine. Think of it in terms of looking for a girlfriend/boyfriend. A man will usually go for the attractive blonde even if she's an idiot. Women will be less discriminating when it comes to looks as long as the guy is fun. It the same with games.
5. Don't Force Her to Play - This is a huge female gaming no-no. If you both are in the middle of a race in GT4 and she wants to quit, let her. Don't ask her to finish the race. Let her play whatever, whenever she wants. This also holds true when she wants to join in. Let's say you are playing a game of Hot Shots Golf Fore. You're playing the round of your life. You're on the 13th hole and you've shot a -15 so far. Suddenly, she says she wants you to quit so the two of you can play Karaoke Revolution. Do it. Don't ask her to let you finish the round. No woman likes to be told "no and/or wait". In fact, if you say "no/wait" she may hesitate to even ask next time. Don't worry, if you shoot -15 once, you can do it again. In fact, you should thank her for wanting to play with you...which leads us to our next rule:
6. Compliments! Compliment! Compliments! - As Chris Rock once said, "Women need air, food, water and complimnents!" No matter what may be happening, tell your lady how well she is doing. This can be tricky as women are quick to pick up on an obvious lie or exaggeration. If she makes a good move, let her know. If she makes a bad move, tell her "Good try" or "Let's do that again, I know you'll get it this time!". NEVER, EVER criticize her for doing something in a way you would not. If it takes her 3 minutes to find an item you can get in 30 seconds, say something like, "Hey good job! I never knew you could get to the (item) that way!" If you are playing competitively, let her win sometimes...but make it look good! ;-) Also, be sure to let her know just how much you enjoy gaming with her. While she is playing, give her a kiss on the cheek and tell her how much you appreciate her playing with you and that it makes you feel so much closer with her.
7. Take An Active Interest In Her Hobbies Too - This is a tough one for most guys. But trust me, you'll be paid back in spades. Women are all about reciprocation. If she enjoys gardening, take her shopping for and then help her plant some flowers. If she likes reading, surprise her and take her to the bookstore to buy a new book. You get the idea. The next time you are gaming, your lady will remember your efforts and will probably offer to join in playing, even if she might not really want to.
In the end, the most important tip is still rule number one. Don't expect her to enjoy gaming as much as you do. In fact, you shouldn't really expect her to enjoy gaming at all. The key to happiness in your woman/gaming relationship is to get to the point where she respects your gaming habits and doesn't give you any crap about it. To achieve this, the key is to pay more attention to your lady than you do to videogames. Or at least make her feel that this is the case. A good half-hour of doting and pampering your significant other is almost always guaranteed to net you an hour or two of hassle-free gaming. Ideally, our women would love videogames as much as we do. However, in most cases that's not the way it is. By following these simple tips, you too will hopefully be able to get your lady/man/significant other to accept your gaming practices and maybe even get into it too! Good Luck!
Fresh Off the Boat
More to come!