You Asked for It!

(Note: This is a lengthy post filled with unimportant details and romanticized nostalgic fluff. Feel free to skip if you’re looking for quick and easy.)

Before we get into it, I wanted to mention that I watched the Academy Awards last night. Truthfully I could care less, but my wife enjoys watching the celebs and likes to be in the know. The one part of the show I do look forward to is the “In Memoriam” piece where they show all of the people who died the previous year. There were only a few surprises for me in there, but there was an absolute glaring omission: Brad Renfro. C’mon Academy! He died barely a month ago! Don’t act like you didn’t know. It’s not like he wasn’t a high profile actor as well. The Client, Sleepers, Apt Pupil, Deuces Wild; you’ve seen him before. My wife hypothesized that maybe the Academy didn’t want to do a tribute to someone who died of an overdose, but of course Heath Ledger was in there front and center and he OD’d after Renfro. Just my random observations.

In more exciting news, my internet pal Caro has indulged me with my first topic request. I must shower her with good vibrations and well wishes. (I’m willing that perfect new job opportunity to you right now!) Truthfully, I have never spoken to Caro other than through forum posts or the occasional site-driven email. Even though she is on my meager list of XBL and Wii friends, I have never played a game with her. When you get right down to it, I know her in name and blog posts only. Yet I find her to be a compassionate internet friend who is always there with friendly words for a person whom she doesn’t really know either. Our love for videogames along with our slightly above average intelligence and ability to type a coherent paragraph (most of the time) is pretty much our only real link. Still, I find Ms. Caro to be a kindred gaming spirit I’m happy to have as an ally!

In my previous post, I solicited for blog topics particularly in the old-school vein. She came back at me with this:

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Have any games on there (Wii Virtual Console) really surprised you, either in how well or not well they lived up to your memories of them, or, in the case of games you hadn't played before, how good they are?

-Caro

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So here we go:

I’ve only had my Wii for about two months and so far I’ve only downloaded the requisite Super Mario Bros and Super Mario Bros 3. But I can still talk old-school all day long. When I read this question, one game immediately came to mind: Mega Man 2. (Yes, I know MM2 isn't available on the VC yet...but it's just a matter of time.)

As you get older, it’s funny what moments (and in this case gaming moments) remained burned in your memory while all the rest fade away. I distinctly remember the evening I beat MM2 for the first time. I was spending the night at a friend’s house. We had rented some movies and games, Mega Man 2 obviously being one of them. Around midnight, he put in some movie I wasn’t really interested in. So I went over and fired up MM2. Long story short, after many tries, I finally beat Dr. Wily & his alien form using the bubble weapon (which I completely guessed as the “correct” weapon on the first try!). Maybe it’s because it was 2:00 in the morning. Maybe that star-scape screen hypnotized me. I don’t know why, but the memory of beating that game stands out in my mind as important. In my lifetime, I’ve beaten hundreds of games, but the list of game beatings that are really etched in my memory are in the single digits. (In case you cared, they are: Super Mario Bros. 2, Mega Man 2, Gunstar Heroes, Final Fantasy 7, Metal Gear Solid).

That was 1990. Flash forward to 2004 when I picked up Mega Man Anniversary Collection . In my continued attempts to relive my youth, I started in on MM2 right away. I was cruising until I hit Dr. Wily’s Base. After many, many tries I managed to get to the part just before you fight Wily himself where you must fight all of the robot bosses again. To this day, I simply cannot beat this part. I know the correct weapons to use and whatnot, but I cannot make it though all of the bosses on a single guy. I’m not terribly upset about it, but I often wonder why I can’t do it. I was able to beat the game without a real struggle when I was in the sixth grade almost 20 years ago. And it is my observation that the majority of classic games become easier as you get older and your thought processes improve even if reflexes slightly deteriorate. What does this say about me? I often wonder if there is some deep, hidden meaning to this. No other game I’ve gone back and replayed has ever given me this kind of trouble. Usually I find that I am either markedly improved at it or I’m simply the same. But almost never do I find that I am worse. Especially after warming up…I guess maybe I just want there to be a greater meaning behind it. It probably really means nothing. But still, there’s this nagging part of me that deems this as significant. I don’t know why. Perhaps I’ll find out in the year 20XX.

Oops....looking back, that doesn’t really answer the question so I’ll answer it by saying: Super Metroid – Wow! I played this for the first time about 3 years ago and couldn’t believe it. It’s an amazing game that came out of nowhere for me. Amazing graphics, sound & fluid control. I had heard the hype, but I’m not too susceptible to that kind of talk. The map system in SM is flawless. I would have been way less impressed by Castlevania: SotN back in the day if I had played Super Metroid first. It’s a total rip-off! Both are tops in my book though, and thankfully you can now virtually own both! SotN is on XBLA and Super Metroid is on VC. Download both and enjoy!

Thanks again for the topic Caro…and to everyone reading this: keep the suggestions coming.

I'm Boring

The sad part about having a blog is that it points out how boring I am. I read all these other blogs and everyone always has something exciting to say. Heck, I can't even think of an exciting lie to post. My life consists of getting up, going to work, coming home, eating dinner, playing with my wife & kids and then going to bed. Ocassionally there will be a juicy tidbit of adventure in there but it's more of less the usual grind.

I have lots of gaming wisdom and opinions to share, but unfortunately it dates from about 1982-2005. After my first child, my gaming pretty much came to a halt. I still game weekly, but it went from 20+ hours to 3-5 a week. I have no problem with that, but unfortunately it puts me out of the loop when talking about many current games.

With that in mind, let's get some old-school discussion going. Email me using the "Hit Me Up" link on the right with an old-school topic. It can be about a specific game, my overall thoughts on a particular system, random arcade memories, whatever. I'll post your request within a few days and hopefully we'll have some fun along the way.

What Better Way to Start than with a Rerun!

Now I intend for this blog to "move forward" and be completely new and original. However, I must bring with me the one post in my 10+ years with Gamespot that I am most proud of. You may view the original here if you wish, but here is the post in its entirety:

How To Get Your Woman Into Gaming

At least once a week, I'll see a thread from somebody who is desperate to get their significant other (usually a woman) into videogames. Speaking from experience, I can tell you it isn't very easy. However it is possible. When we first married, my wife hated the fact that I played videogames so much. Now I have her asking if she can join in at least once or twice a week. Here's some of my more useful tips and observations.

1. Lower Your Expectations - The number one rule is to lower your expectations. No matter how hard you try, you will probably never get your lady to enjoy marathon sessions of Final Fantasy or endless death-matches as much as you do. Don't bother with this goal. Your first goal should be to identify what she enjoys playing. This takes us into rule number two.

2. Play Fun & Friendly Games With Her - Most girls are not into sports games or any games that involve killing and/or gratuitous violence. A great place to start is with puzzle games. Nobody can resist Tetris. That's a fact. Dance Dance Revolution is another game that will eventually get her off the couch and onto the Dance Pad. Women also seem to like games where they get to tell people what to do. The astounding success of The Sims and Animal Crossing is a great testament to this.

3. Keep the Action / Fun Coming - As I mentioned in rule number two, women often enjoy games where they can tell people what to do. With this in mind, it would seem that RPGs would be a no brainer. Strangely though, most women don't get into RPGs. Even though the entire point of RPGs is telling people what to do, it is often accompanied by lenghty narratives and then violent fights. Complicated battle systems don't help matters any. It is my observation that women like a game with very few breaks between gameplay and gameplay that is consistently fun.

4. Don't Try to Dazzle Her - Women are almost never impressed by graphical showcases. It goes back to rule number three. I remember the first time I played Final Fantasy X. I was so floored by the graphics that I called my wife in to watch. She watched the cinemas and admitted that the graphics looked "nice", but once I started playing she said it looked "boring" and buried her nose into a magazine. Think of it in terms of looking for a girlfriend/boyfriend. A man will usually go for the attractive blonde even if she's an idiot. Women will be less discriminating when it comes to looks as long as the guy is fun. It the same with games.

5. Don't Force Her to Play - This is a huge female gaming no-no. If you both are in the middle of a race in GT4 and she wants to quit, let her. Don't ask her to finish the race. Let her play whatever, whenever she wants. This also holds true when she wants to join in. Let's say you are playing a game of Hot Shots Golf Fore. You're playing the round of your life. You're on the 13th hole and you've shot a -15 so far. Suddenly, she says she wants you to quit so the two of you can play Karaoke Revolution. Do it. Don't ask her to let you finish the round. No woman likes to be told "no and/or wait". In fact, if you say "no/wait" she may hesitate to even ask next time. Don't worry, if you shoot -15 once, you can do it again. In fact, you should thank her for wanting to play with you...which leads us to our next rule:

6. Compliments! Compliment! Compliments! - As Chris Rock once said, "Women need air, food, water and complimnents!" No matter what may be happening, tell your lady how well she is doing. This can be tricky as women are quick to pick up on an obvious lie or exaggeration. If she makes a good move, let her know. If she makes a bad move, tell her "Good try" or "Let's do that again, I know you'll get it this time!". NEVER, EVER criticize her for doing something in a way you would not. If it takes her 3 minutes to find an item you can get in 30 seconds, say something like, "Hey good job! I never knew you could get to the (item) that way!" If you are playing competitively, let her win sometimes...but make it look good! ;-) Also, be sure to let her know just how much you enjoy gaming with her. While she is playing, give her a kiss on the cheek and tell her how much you appreciate her playing with you and that it makes you feel so much closer with her.

7. Take An Active Interest In Her Hobbies Too - This is a tough one for most guys. But trust me, you'll be paid back in spades. Women are all about reciprocation. If she enjoys gardening, take her shopping for and then help her plant some flowers. If she likes reading, surprise her and take her to the bookstore to buy a new book. You get the idea. The next time you are gaming, your lady will remember your efforts and will probably offer to join in playing, even if she might not really want to.

In the end, the most important tip is still rule number one. Don't expect her to enjoy gaming as much as you do. In fact, you shouldn't really expect her to enjoy gaming at all. The key to happiness in your woman/gaming relationship is to get to the point where she respects your gaming habits and doesn't give you any crap about it. To achieve this, the key is to pay more attention to your lady than you do to videogames. Or at least make her feel that this is the case. A good half-hour of doting and pampering your significant other is almost always guaranteed to net you an hour or two of hassle-free gaming. Ideally, our women would love videogames as much as we do. However, in most cases that's not the way it is. By following these simple tips, you too will hopefully be able to get your lady/man/significant other to accept your gaming practices and maybe even get into it too! Good Luck!

Fresh Off the Boat

Well this Gamespot refugee has finally reached the mainland. I hope you continue to enjoy my thoughts and insights on gaming and life no matter how insignificant they are.

More to come!